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Nothing's Sacred by Lewis Black

I enjoy Lewis Black's riffs and rants a great deal (particularly on the The Daily Show), so I was excited when I neighbor dropped off one of his books, Nothing's Sacred . Having enjoyed written material from other stand-up comedians (George Carlin and Bill Maher), I was expecting funny variants of Lewis Black's comedic material. I was mistaken. Nothing's Sacred is instead a pretty underwhelming autobiography. While Black tried to intersperse some stand-up bits and emulate them in prose with vulgar language, sarcasm, and anger, the presentation that makes him funny when he's speaking was absent and the result was a big miss. Pass on this one but still tune to Lewis Black on Comedy Central.

My Scrubs Finale

I was pretty critical of the Scrubs finale , so I thought it only fair that I put up and describe the Scrubs series finale I hope to see next season, when the show finishes its run on ABC . Here are the major elements I think the finale has to capture: The finale has to bookend the pilot, "My First Day", when Dr. John Dorian (J.D.) clocked in for his first day at Sacred Heart Hospital. Fittingly, the final episode should be titled "My Last Day" and feature J.D. working his final shift. The daydream sequences should include riffs on finales from other shows, like M*A*S*H, Seinfeld, and Cheers. The finale should combine the show's signature broad comedy elements with at least one serious arc. Perhaps the final act on the show should be Bob Kelso (now retired) getting rushed in after a medical emergency and the Sacred Heart doctors scrambling to try and save his life. The soundtrack has to be strong and representative of the pop and indie montages the show has feat...

Tim Russert

I was very saddened to learn today of the sudden passing of Tim Russert. In a media saturated age when it is sometimes difficult to discern the talking head journalists from political lobbyists, Tim Russert always seemed to rise above the fray, and ask the tough questions while maintaining professionalism. It seems an especially cruel twist of fate that Tim went this year, at this time, just before the ramp up to what will likely by a historic election. Besides mourning Tim Russert's loss as a political journalist, I'll also miss him as a fellow son of Buffalo, who always represented his hometown well and never missed an opportunity to cheer on the Bills or the Sabres.

Rhetorical Occasions by Michael Bérubé

Rhetorical Occasions collects twenty-four Bérubé essays and presents a good showcase of the author's wide range, spanning literary theory and criticism, cultural studies, academic life, politics, and even scholarly blog writing. This was the first Bérubé text I read, and I purposely spread out the essays and read them over a year, to allow the material to distill. Good stuff and definitely recommended, although readers with little interest in scholarly writing might want to steer toward some of Bérubé's archived blog writings instead.

Obama-Wan Kenobi

If the Democratic victories in Congress and the Senate in November 2006 represented a new hope , then Obama's ascension as the presumptive nominee for the Democratic Party no doubt indicates that the Jedi has indeed returned and is preparing to confront the Emperor.

Now, Discover Your Strengths by Marcus Buckingham and Donald O. Clifton

I heard of Now, Discover Your Strengths from my wife, who read it for one of her MBA classes. I thought the conceit -- that a focus on enduring strengths is more important than eliminating weaknesses -- was interesting and seemed to match up against my experiences in various workplace roles. So even though I knew the book was wrapped around some product that the authors were pitching, I gave it a try. While I've not read a lot of the contemporary titles about effectively managing personnel, I felt from the start that what the authors were proposing was bold, different, and against the grain. Their model consists of the following core arguments culled from Gallup data: - All people have areas of talent. - The greatest room for growth for people is in an area of strength. From this premise, the authors argue that it makes more sense for individuals to build up their strengths and manage around their weaknesses than it does to focus on remedying shortcomings. Likewise, organizations ...

427

A couple of weeks ago -- on May 9, 2008, to be precise -- I had 427 visitors to my blog. This was unprecedented traffic and the highest single day visitor total I've had in all the years I've maintained a website. Of course, compared to some blogs, like Scalzi's The Whatever , this is a paltry number that he exceeds probably every hour. But in the context of my blog, it was a lot. At first, I was bewildered by the traffic. While I had published a short rant the night before about the disappointing Scrubs finale , it was a pretty thin post, without much to offer the interested visitor. And then I looked at Google Analytics and saw that nearly all the traffic I received on May 9 came from Google, via various keyword combinations of "scrubs" and "finale". Because I'd titled the May 8 post "Scrubs Finale?" and published right after I watched the episode, I got indexed and caught a lot of traffic from disgruntled Scrubs fans looking to vent ab...

Degrading Expandable Blog Posts in Blogger for Clients with JavaScript Disabled

Previously I discussed enabling expandable blog posts in Blogger through a template customization. While I liked the modification a great deal, I wanted to modify the output on clients with JavaScript disabled, where the tweak displays a link to the full post for every home page item. After some meddling with the original code from http://bloggermagz.blogspot.com/ , I adjusted the modification so that when JavaScript is disabled, the blog front page displays as it would without the tweak -- with complete posts and no links to full posts. This seemed like the best option with the Blogger environment and still provided full usability for JavaScript-disabled clients.

Expandable Blog Posts in Blogger

Update - Blogger had released functionality that does this. See You Might As Well Jump! from Blogger Buzz . Following an email exchange with Ranting Nerd , I decided to add expandable posts to this blog that allow a summary lead-in on the main page (instead of the whole post) and a link to the the rest of the post on a separate page. See the "Seinfeld" and "How Starbucks Saved My Life by Michael Gates Gill" summaries and full-post links below to view this functionality. For anyone using Blogger, I'd recommend the Expandable Post template customization from http://bloggermagz.blogspot.com/ to setup this feature. This is the best approach I've come across and provides flexibility for adjusting the summary for only those posts you want to manipulate. The only caveat is that the tweak uses JavaScript, and will display a link to the full post for every home page item in browsers in which JavaScript is disabled. I'm thinking of adjusting the JavaScript...

Seinfeld

Ten years ago, on May 14, 1998, the last episode of Seinfeld aired. Can you believe it's been that long already? In honor of the show on this date, I've dug up some old Seinfeld trivia questions that used to live in a survey on one of my old websites that (like Seinfeld itself) has since passed on. Enjoy. Seinfeld Questions ( scroll down for the answers) 1. What is George's middle name? [ ] Buck [ ] Louis [ ] Paco [ ] Stephenson 2. On which television show did Kramer appear? [ ] The Tonight Show [ ] The Bold and the Beautiful [ ] Cheers [ ] Murphy Brown 3. What is Elaine's favorite baseball team? [ ] The Mets [ ] The Orioles [ ] The Yankees [ ] The Mud Hens 4. Who won "the contest"? [ ] Elaine [ ] George [ ] Jerry [ ] Kramer 5. Is Joe DiMaggio a dunker? [ ] Yes [ ] No 6. What was the name of the Bizarro Kramer? [ ] Feldman [ ] Michael [ ] Ernie [ ] Ice 7. From what type of macaroni did Kramer make a miniature figurine of Jerry? [ ] Rigatoni [ ] Fusilli [ ] Zit...

How Starbucks Saved My Life by Michael Gates Gill

Surely, the concept of How Starbucks Saved My Life is genius. White collar ad executive is downsized by the company he's worked for his entire professional life, finds humility, and takes an entry-level job at Starbucks. It's almost enough to make you think the book was written by a seasoned advertising professional. Oh, wait, it was . Surface cynicism aside, author Michael Gates Gill and the story he recounts are very likable. It is at once compelling and startling that someone with the author's professional background and industry contacts would ever reach the point of working a menial job in the service industry. Just as surprising is that a young, hard-working Starbucks store manager would take a chance and hire him. The book remains interesting when the deal is struck, and Gill joins Starbucks. It is at this point that we learn that there are no Starbucks co-workers, only "partners", and that fellow employees at Starbucks really do treat each in such a respe...

Looking to Work in Sweden, Denmark, or Norway?

Here's an interesting article (from The Economist ) about the difficulties Nordic nations are experiencing attracting and retaining foreign workers. Here's a portion of the article: Unemployment in Sweden, Denmark, and Norway is well below the EU average, and employers are complaining of labor shortages and wage inflation. Sweden is pondering a proposal that will nearly guarantee two-year residence and employment permits to any non-EU worker with a job offer from a Swedish employer; workers would be able to extend the permits for another two years and would qualify for permanent status afterwards. Norway has cut the amount of time it takes to have paper processed for foreign workers. Whereas before it took weeks, foreigners can now start work as soon as they have properly filed their applications. Denmark has proposed a points-based green card system to draw engineers, IT experts, and other needed skilled employees. All three countries have had difficulty attracting even their ...

Scrubs Finale?

I sure hope the episode that aired tonight -- "My Princess" -- was only the season and not the series finale of Scrubs. If so, it was a bad way to go. First, the episode was out of sequence with the rest of the season 7 episodes and it was definitely a concept effort and not an episode that wrapped up the show or captured the essence of what's made Scrubs great these past seven years. I wasn't feeling it and hope we get a proper Scrubs send-off. Related: My Scrubs Finale

All Marketers Are Liars by Seth Godin

I picked up All Marketers Are Liars after reading a blog review at Steven Clark's blog . This is probably the first time I actively sought out and bought a marketing book, and at the risk of losing whatever tech cred I've built up, I have to say I enjoyed the text and Godin's smooth, conversational style. The conceit of the text is that a core driver of good marketing is the craft of telling authentic stories. Godin hits a number of examples, including Baby Einstein, organic food, and Pumas. I would have liked to have more quantitative and qualitative data to go along with the anecdotal evidence Godin provides, but this really isn't that kind of research exercise.

Eat, Pray, Love by Elizabeth Gilbert

A few months ago my wife read Eat, Pray, Love , and, after finishing it in what seemed like a single sitting, suggested I read it. I recently did and am glad she made the suggestion. Eat, Pray, Love is a chronicle of the author's year of personal exploration across Italy, India and Indonesia, as she struggles to find herself after a painful, drawn-out divorce. My immediate impressions were that it was a very honest, personal book, in which the author was transparent throughout about her journey, missteps, and ultimate self-discovery.

Slam by Nick Hornby

With Slam , Nick Hornby returns to the male confessional narrative that solidified his literary reputation in High Fidelity . The novel is narrated by Sam, a disarming teenage protagonist who's hero and "imaginary" best friend is skateboarding legend, Tony Hawk. Sam talks to Tony when he has problems and draws from the former's autobiography for insight. So the setup is firmly in place for an amusing young adult confessional novel with a skateboarding hook. Then the plot turns hard -- not unlike a skateboarding wipeout -- when Sam learns that his girlfriend is pregnant and he is to become a teenage father. Hornby treats teenage pregnancy maturely and does not minimize the sweeping life changes facing Sam. Still, the skareboarding arc and Sam's interaction with a fictitious Tony Hawk persona ground the book and distinguish it from other realistic young adult novels. Slam is worth reading, and while it in no way resonates as deeply as the author'...

Western Antarctic Ice Chunk Collapsing

Well, we knew this was coming. Anyone want to continue to pretend global warming is a fabrication? Write ups are available here (Yahoo! News) and here (CNN).

The Incredible Hulk Trailer

The trailer for The Incredible Hulk is out, and I'm psyched. If the clip is any indication, it looks like the second film in the new franchise avoids the mistakes of the overly ponderous Ang Lee effort and gets it right, illustrating Bruce Banner's dilemma of being the Hulk but contrasting that struggle with the need for the Hulk against monstrous villains, like the Abomination.

My Friend Gary Stars with Orlando Bloom

My friend Gary -- now residing in Japan while his wife completes a work assignment overseas -- recently starred in a commercial with Orlando Bloom. You can check out the stills (below) and watch the video on YouTube . In Gary's words, "look for the bald guy in the dark suit (side view and full frontal closeup)". Congratulations to Gary as he continues in his modeling and acting.

Halting State by Charles Stross

Halting State is a near-future police procedural that blends massively multiplayer online role-playing games, insider trading, and global politics. The book is entertaining and fun. I struggled a bit with differentiating the two female narrators, but this didn't detract much from my overall enjoyment of the book. For additional reaction to Halting State , check out this Ranting Nerd post , in which he reviews this book as well as Glasshouse .