Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Seinfeld

Ten years ago, on May 14, 1998, the last episode of Seinfeld aired. Can you believe it's been that long already?

In honor of the show on this date, I've dug up some old Seinfeld trivia questions that used to live in a survey on one of my old websites that (like Seinfeld itself) has since passed on.

Enjoy.

Seinfeld Questions

( scroll down for the answers)

1. What is George's middle name?

[ ] Buck
[ ] Louis
[ ] Paco
[ ] Stephenson

2. On which television show did Kramer appear?

[ ] The Tonight Show
[ ] The Bold and the Beautiful
[ ] Cheers
[ ] Murphy Brown

3. What is Elaine's favorite baseball team?

[ ] The Mets
[ ] The Orioles
[ ] The Yankees
[ ] The Mud Hens

4. Who won "the contest"?

[ ] Elaine
[ ] George
[ ] Jerry
[ ] Kramer

5. Is Joe DiMaggio a dunker?

[ ] Yes
[ ] No

6. What was the name of the Bizarro Kramer?

[ ] Feldman
[ ] Michael
[ ] Ernie
[ ] Ice

7. From what type of macaroni did Kramer make a miniature figurine of Jerry?

[ ] Rigatoni
[ ] Fusilli
[ ] Ziti
[ ] Vermicelli

8. What was the name of the Calvin Klein cologne that was stolen from Kramer's idea?

[ ] Rugged Masculinity
[ ] Sand
[ ] C Kramer 1
[ ] The Beach

9. Based on what television show theme song did George create a singing answering machine message?

[ ] Three's Company
[ ] Cheers
[ ] The Greatest American Hero
[ ] Family Ties

10. What was the name of the woman who broke up with Kramer because she thought he was a "hipster doofus"?

[ ] Vivian
[ ] Marcy
[ ] Lola
[ ] Sheila

11. What is Kramer's first name?
[ ] Cosmo
[ ] Michael
[ ] Richard
[ ] Frank

12. What is the woman's name that Jerry can't remember that rhymes with a part of the female anatomy"?

[ ] Celeste
[ ] Dolores
[ ] Mulva
[ ] Viginia

13. George once bought a car because he thought the previous owner was which famous actor?

[ ] Liam Nissan
[ ] John Lovitz
[ ] Jason Alexander
[ ] Jon Voight

14. What did crazy Joe Devollo yell during the taping of the "Jerry" pilot?

[ ] "Dulce Et Decorum Est"
[ ] "Jerry"
[ ] "Sic Semper Tyrannis"
[ ] "En Vino Veritas"

15. Whose talk show did did Kramer recreate in his apartment?

[ ] Oprah's
[ ] Jerry Springer's
[ ] Phil Donahue's
[ ] Merv Griffin's

16. Who is Jerry's favorite superhero?

[ ] The Flash
[ ] Superman
[ ] Aquaman
[ ] Spiderman

17. Which of the following movies was NOT parodied on Seinfeld?

[ ] Batman
[ ] Schindler's List
[ ] Midnight Cowboy
[ ] JFK

18. What type of food did George eat out of the garbage?

[ ] An ├ęclair
[ ] A hamburger
[ ] A donut
[ ] An apple

19. Which of the following was one of Putty's professions?

[ ] A Bible Salesman
[ ] A DJ
[ ] A Hockey Player
[ ] A Plumber

20. Which of the following baseball players did not NOT appear on Seinfeld?

[ ] Paul O'Neill
[ ] Danny Tartabull
[ ] Don Mattingly
[ ] Keith Hernandez

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Answers

1. What is George's middle name?

George's middle name is Louis.

2. On which television show did Kramer appear?

It was Murphy Brown.

3. What is Elaine's favorite baseball team?

Elaine's favorite baseball team is the Orioles.

4. Who won "the contest"?

Though George seemingly won the contest from that episode, he later admitted (on the final episode) that he in fact cheated. Thus, the winner was Jerry.

5. Is Joe DiMaggio a dunker?

Joe was a dunker.

6. What was the name of the Bizarro Kramer?

It was Feldman.

7. From what type of macaroni did Kramer make a miniature figurine of Jerry?

It was fusilli.

8. What was the name of the Calvin Klein cologne that was stolen from Kramer's idea?

It was The Beach.

9. Based on what television show theme song did George create a singing answering machine message?

It was The Greatest American Hero.

10. What was the name of the woman who broke up with Kramer because she thought he was a "hipster doofus"?

It was Lola.

11. What is Kramer's first name?

Kramer's first name is Cosmo.

12. What is the woman's name that Jerry can't remember that rhymes with a part of the female anatomy"?

It was Dolores.

13. George once bought a car because he thought the previous owner was which famous actor?

It was Jon Voight.

14. What did crazy Joe Devollo yell during the taping of the "Jerry" pilot?

He yelled "Sic Semper Tyrannis".

15. Whose talk show did did Kramer recreate in his apartment?

Kramer recreated The Merv Griffin Show.

16. Who is Jerry's favorite superhero?

It's Superman (of course).

17. Which of the following movies was NOT parodied on Seinfeld?

The Godfather was never parodied on Seinfeld.

18. What type of food did George eat out of the garbage?

An ├ęclair.

19. Which of the following was one of Putty's professions?

He was a plumber.

20. Which of the following baseball players did not NOT appear on Seinfeld?

Don Mattingly never appeared on Seinfeld.

2 comments:

  1. Anonymous9:11 PM

    17. godfather was not a choice. of the 4 possible answers, midnight cowboy is correct. Parody is a bit vague, Kramer drives the bus and George says "you're batman", Schindler's list was the movie that Jerry gets caught making out at, and JFK was the second spitter on the gravelly road... thank you, and don't forget to tip your waitress

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  2. Might want to hold off on that tip. Midnight Cowboy was definitely parodied. And the end of Mom and Pop Store when Kramer gets a nosebleed on the bus ( http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j6KElMnn1Bw). That's also a very loose interpretation of "parody" concerning Batman.

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