I never post about sports, but I had to post something about Terrell Owens signing with the Bills . My first reaction was utter shock and disbelief. Terrell Owens is a high-maintenance, bright lights, football celebrity. Buffalo is the last place one would expect him to land.
Granted, it's a business and money is a powerful lure, but it's still surreal, like a philosophical category mistake: green ideas sleep furiously.
Or, in football parlance, epicanthic footballs prevaricate fulsomely.
 For those of you who don't know me, I reside in Buffalo, NY.