Sunday, March 08, 2009

T.O. in B-Lo

I never post about sports, but I had to post something about Terrell Owens signing with the Bills [1]. My first reaction was utter shock and disbelief. Terrell Owens is a high-maintenance, bright lights, football celebrity. Buffalo is the last place one would expect him to land.

Granted, it's a business and money is a powerful lure, but it's still surreal, like a philosophical category mistake: green ideas sleep furiously.

Or, in football parlance, epicanthic footballs prevaricate fulsomely.

[1] For those of you who don't know me, I reside in Buffalo, NY.

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